(oh, and for those of you keeping track, I didn't write on this blog yesterday, but I did write on another one, so I am still keeping with writing every day.)
Thursday, January 7, 2010
The Girls
So I have a new theory that your level of productivity can be measured by what time you put on a bra in the morning. Typically, the longer you go without a bra, the less productive you are, because let's face it, how much can you possibly do with your girl's just hanging out and swinging around? Putting a bra on keeps them in place and (mostly) out of the way. A few days ago, I didn't shower until about 1 in the afternoon. While this in and of itself is not that strange for me, the fact that in all that time I also never stopped to put on a bra is. Generally after about an hour without one, when I am up and moving around, they make themselves known and pretty much demand to be supported. But maybe even they need a day off once in a while. They do, after all, work pretty hard.
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Dude, I can't STAND not wearing a bra! I sleep in mine, ha ha. But then, I'm a tad "big" so maybe that's why. Meh.
ReplyDeleteThis theory could still work for me, though. Just replace "bra" with "jeans". Then I think it works.